Tuesday, May 17, 2016

Suggested Life Celebration for J'Carlin


N.B. This post is referenced as part of my Advanced Directive which has not been needed yet (7/2/16.)  It was a hurry-up job under the gun of some grim medical procedures.  Any confusion as to time frame of the celebration is regretted.  For the moment at some time in the future:
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As people gather play the Second movement of Bruch's third violin concerto (Arcado by preference) to include sister Janet as part of the celebration.  Encourage the who, what composer, etc speculation. No spoilers from those in the know.  After the third movement resolves the second, someone should tell the story of Janet and I having to leave home frustrated and Janet calling her friend at the radio station for the ID of the out of print vinyl.  J'Carlin kept a long vigil till the CD set we just listened to was reissued ADD.

No podium speeches, but encourage everyone to tell a neighbor a story about J'Carlin that was important for them.  

After a bit of chatter a music break including the Intuit and Kyrie from the Faure Requiem, the Bogoroditse from Rachmaninoff Vespers, and "Don't Stand by my Grave and Weep" from Rob Paterson's Eternal Reflections  If a choir I have been a member of would like to organize a celebratory group for the Faure and Rachmaninoff I would request that the usual gig fee be paid to the director and accompanist.  If Kevin and Alex would sing Amazing Grace for their usual gig fee it would be nice.   A reading from "Thinking on the blue roads" would be nice.  http://jcarlinbl.blogspot.com/  Kevin might read his post #4 from http://www.beliefnet.com/boards/message_list.asp?pageID=1&discussionID=252718&messages_per_page=16  he speaks for both of us.  Order and breaks ad lib.

When the food and drinks start someone should start a musical wine glass chorus in Celebration of Dorothy's 80th.  That should get enough stories started to make everyone enjoy the party.

I would like to continue Janet's tradition of distributing cremains to people who will take them to meaningful places.  Including the Mist trail at Yosemite. If possible including them in a small bonfire in the Desolation Wilderness and the John Muir Trail.  Scattering them "Leave no trace" with the fire ashes.  Also some blown into the Mississippi from a bridge in Minneapolis to join Mom, Dad Janet, and anyone else who might care to join us.  


Note: Blog is CC3 If anyone wants to use this as a template for a Life Celebration modify at will.  

Sunday, May 15, 2016

How to Spend Your Stimulus Payment

From an unknown email meme.  Courtesy Paul Carrubba 
Economics in a nutshell.


Sometime this year, we taxpayers will again receive another 'Economic Stimulus' payment.

 
This is indeed a very exciting program, and I'll explain it by using a Q & A format:

 

Q. What is an 'Economic Stimulus' payment ?

 
A. It is money that the federal government will send to taxpayers.

 

Q.Where will the government get this money ?

 
A. From taxpayers.

 

Q. So the government is giving me back my own money ?

 
A. Only a smidgen of it.

 

Q. What is the purpose of this payment ?

 
A. The plan is for you to use the money to purchase a ; high-definition TV set, thus stimulating the economy.

 

Q. But isn't that stimulating the economy of China ?

 
A. Shut up.

 

Below is some helpful advice on how to best help the U.S. Economy by spending your stimulus check wisely:

 

* If you spend the stimulus money at Wal-Mart, the money will
  ; go to China or Sri Lanka .

 

* If you spend it on gasoline, your money will go to theArabs.

 

* If you purchase a computer, it will go to India , Taiwan or
  ; China ...

 

* If you purchase fruit and vegetables, it will go to Mexico , Honduras and Guatemala ...

 
* If you buy an efficient car, it will go to Japan or Korea .

 
* If you purchase useless stuff, it will go to Taiwan .

 
* If you pay your credit cards off, or buy stock, it will go  ; to management bonuses and they will hide it offshore.

 
Instead, keep the money in America by:

 
1) Spending it at yard sales, or

 
2) Going to ball games, or

 
3) Spending it on prostitutes, or

 
4) Beer or

 
5) Tattoos.

 
(These are the only American businesses still operating in the U.S. )

 
Conclusion:

 
Go to a ball game with a tattooed prostitute that you met at a yard  ; sale and drink beer all day !

 

No need to thank me, I'm just glad I could be of help.